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  Posted Jun 6 2017, 11:19 PM
You guys want embarrassing moments? I got embarrassing moments.

So I'm in high school, right? And I'm working in the computer lab with a couple of friends on a project. There's also a couple of girls in there who are from a different class that I don't know. Besides that, the room is empty. So I'm talking to my friend, and he says something along the lines of "Koreans sound a lot like this" and then proceeded to vocalize in such a way that no one (not him nor me nor the other friend) has ever been able to reproduce (keep in mind, none of us are Korean; two of us are Chinese and one of us is Vietnamese). And so I say, jokingly, "that's racist!" He responds, "it can't be racist if it's true!" And so I start thinking of counterexamples, right?

Here's where it gets good/really bad. I say, "yeah, and black people are less educated than white people."

And the African American girl from the computer a row down just turns around and looks at me, and I start sweating bullets. After a while, she asks me what I said, and I beat around the bush for a bit, and then I repeat myself. She looks to her friend, finishes her work in silence, and leaves. At this point I feel really, really terrible. She eventually comes back and sits down at another computer. Then she turns to me and says, "you know that was really ignorant, right? There are a good number of people who would want to fight you for saying that." And I just kinda mumble and turn red and say "yeah, I don't know what I was thinking."

Man, I avoided that girl like the plague after that affair.
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  Posted Jun 7 2017, 12:12 AM
Auchhh
Poor flamebird... So you're Chinese? Right..

Well on a happy note... Some embarrassing moments do bring people together.
This was last summer. It was really hot so I slept topless (in this floor there's only my sister's bedroom and mine since my parents sleep upstairs) so I didn't mind even closing the door. Usually I wake up quite early 5-6 am ish anyways and the rest of my family late so I could put on clothes later ... well, I was all with the door open stretching in my bed after just waking up and then a guy comes out from my sis bedroom and I was like wtf lol and the guy was my sis ex like tf you're doing here... I looked another way he entered my sis bedroom... And now we're closer like he jokes with me and we drink together (but the incident was never mentioned lol and I hope it continues that way)

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  Posted Jun 7 2017, 05:13 AM
You should've said that you were sarcastic, Flame http://mafiamaniac.org/smile/tongue.gif


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  Posted Jun 8 2017, 01:04 AM
Nah, that definitely would not fly. By that point I needed to do damage control. http://mafiamaniac.org/smile/tongue.gif
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  Posted Jun 8 2017, 09:53 AM
QUOTE (Flamebirde @ Jun 8 2017, 02:34 PM)
Nah, that definitely would not fly. By that point I needed to do damage control. http://mafiamaniac.org/smile/tongue.gif

http://mafiamaniac.org/smile/scratch.gif But... That is damage control... http://mafiamaniac.org/smile/huh.gif

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  Posted Jun 8 2017, 01:03 PM
OMG, by coincidence I did something embarrassing today.

Background: my state has been building a new hospital for the last IDK how many years, and it's now a few months from fully opening to the public. Today I went there, with a bunch of other mental health nurses, for training on the new layout, system processes etcetera.

Be me: After lunch, we went to the psych unit and had to pair up to count how many emergency exits, fire extinguishers, resuscitation trolleys, fire phones etc there were. We all 10 walked around together cos it's a building site so we had to stay with the tour guide, who is a mental health nurse I've worked with a few times.

I picked fire phones cos it's easier to count. Another chick picked it too.

Me: "yo, I picked it cos the number should be low so I won't lose count."
"Too right!"
"K, one phone imo"
"Roger"
"Ey, see that one?"
"2 is the count now."
"I agree."

Me: *notices a pattern* "I reckon they'll all be in staff areas" *unspoken and un-consciously thought words "so the patients don't cause havoc with the phone"*

*3rd phone is found*

"There'll be one in this huge office space tbh"
"Totally"
*we look in all corners* nooope
Time passes.
We walk.
Time.
No phones.
Etc.

We reach another nurse station and I just KNOW there's a red phone there somewhere. I find it hidden behind a door, so what do I do?

I pick up the receiver and show it to my counting partner as she approaches. (http://mafiamaniac.org/smile/mellow.gif http://mafiamaniac.org/smile/palm.gif )
"hey! http://mafiamaniac.org/smile/biggrin.gif *phone, tbh*" ( http://mafiamaniac.org/smile/mellow.gif http://mafiamaniac.org/smile/palm.gif )

All members of the party are now present in the near vicinity.

/why does this phone catch on the hook when I pick it up? *hmmm*/ (duhhhh)
*hangs up receiver, picks it up again, hangs it up /hmmm interesting/*

5 seconds passes

BEEEEP! BEEEEP! BEEEEP! BEEEEP! BEEEEP! BEEEEP! BEEEEP! BEEEEP!

I startle and say something, IDK exactly what, something similar to "HEAVENS TO MERGATROYD!!! WHAT PER SE IS GOING ON???" except way less cool and way more anxious and scared. Probably something boring like "OH MY GOD!!! WHAT THE HELL??? http://mafiamaniac.org/smile/scared.gif "

A member of our group calmly tells me it's okay.

/omg a psychiatrist is psychiatristing me. I just freaked in front of mental health workers and I'm apparently a frickin mental health nurse myself. WTH must they be thinking?/

*fakes chilling my s****

/okej, I'm chill but now I'm embarrassed/

"You probably shouldn't have picked up that phone"
- tour guide.

/omg how do I make myself not embarrassed?/

BEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEP
I JUST REBEEEEEEP AND REBEEEEEEP MYSELF COS I BEEEEEEEEP AND I BEEEEEEEEP AND DON'T FALL ASLBEEEEEEEEP


/I think I'm blushing. OMG I am, I bet I am/

BEEEEEP BEEEEEP BEEEEEP BEEEEP MEEEEP MEEEEP MEEEEEP MEEEP

/Is, uh..., is the siren is mocking me???/

MEEEEEP MEEEEEP MEEEEEP MEEEEEP

/i think this siren is mocking me/

MEEEEEP MEEEEEP

MEHP MEHP MEHP MEHP MEHP MEHP

/oh cmon now.../

MEEEEEEEHHHHHHHP

http://mafiamaniac.org/smile/slowclap.gif "Nice"

WOOOOOIIIOOOOOIIIOOOOOIIIOOOOOIII

/DON'T BE F***ING RIDICULOUS! THAT'S NOT EVEN A LEGIT SIREN! .....You saw that on some American cop drama, amirite?/

http://mafiamaniac.org/smile/woohoo.gif MEHP MEHP MEHP MEHP
http://mafiamaniac.org/smile/secret.gif weeeoooo

"Motherf***er, don't play with me. Not in the mood. http://mafiamaniac.org/smile/dontcare.gif
Dooooon't try me!
:Dooooon'tcare: - me "
-me

"The firetruck is probably going to turn up. The entire fire process is probably in motion. I'll have to call them and try to cancel it." (Ten firefighters, 15 security guards and all possible managers and government ministers will turn up within *3, 2, 1*, I say!)
- tour guide

"But, but..."

" http://mafiamaniac.org/smile/mellow.gif " - tour guide

"But I hung up asap. And uh..... if you call within 30 seconds, doesn't it cancel it? http://mafiamaniac.org/smile/unsure.gif It cancels it, right? Pls tell me it cancels it! http://mafiamaniac.org/smile/bigeyes.gif TODAY OF ALL DAYS, PLS SAY "it cancels it"! If you or anyone was ever gonna tell me or anyone else that a phonecall averts a grand calamity, please let it be you telling me that today. http://mafiamaniac.org/smile/frantic.gif TALK TO ME! WOMAN! ANSWER MY PRAYERS! *shakes the s*** outta her* http://mafiamaniac.org/smile/beg.gif I-I-I, I neeed this. http://mafiamaniac.org/smile/sad.gif ...Omg, hell no, you don't have to be Godlike or non atheist to answer prayers. http://mafiamaniac.org/smile/wtf.gif Yeeesh, it's a turn of phrase... http://mafiamaniac.org/smile/palm.gif
Pls reply"
- me
(That wasn't the embarrassing part)

*tour guide cancels the s**** Luckily nothing was happening yet.

"Kids these days. There AAALLLLways HAAAAAS to be SOOOMEone in EEEEEvery grOO-OOp"
- tour guide

http://mafiamaniac.org/smile/booboo.gif http://mafiamaniac.org/smile/giveup.gif

^Creative dialoguic licence may be present

^The embarrassing part was all the true stuff






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  Posted Aug 23 2017, 01:58 AM
Once I replied to a post without reading the context AKA the 2 posts directly above it, and I felt a bit sheepish. Get it, sheepish? Phaze http://mafiamaniac.org/smile/winktongue.gif

(shamelessly debumping at this point)


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