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Posted by: araver Dec 22 2010, 11:54 AM
I know it got locked on http://brainden.com/forum/index.php?/topic/13051-corrupt-a-wish/ as rookie is not particularly fond of "Play Alongs". I think it fits better on MM.

And since I got an urge to rant my wishes and corrupt other people's wishes (Grinch spirit and all), here goes nothing:

I wish I had all the time in the world!


Posted by: sparrowhawk Dec 22 2010, 12:12 PM
But the world is not enough! tongue.gif

I wish I could program with my mind.

Posted by: maurice Dec 22 2010, 12:20 PM
Wish granted!! FORTRAN isn't quite obsolete is it?

I wish for Mafia domination.

Posted by: sparrowhawk Dec 22 2010, 12:50 PM
QUOTE (maurice @ Dec 22 2010, 12:20 PM)
Wish granted!!  FORTRAN isn't quite obsolete is it?.

Unfortunately no. sad.gif

Posted by: maurice Dec 22 2010, 12:54 PM
hmm. Ok, then your granted wish is to be able to program remote controls with your mind

Posted by: EDM Dec 22 2010, 02:33 PM
QUOTE (maurice @ Dec 22 2010, 08:20 PM)

I wish for Mafia domination.


Granted....but you're dominated by the mafia....tongue.gif

(yay...it's back!!! biggrin.gif)

Ok....I wish I make the awesomest riddle in the world!!! biggrin.gif

Posted by: araver Dec 22 2010, 06:12 PM
Granted, but you forgot the answer to it.

I wish I were yesterday.

Posted by: Hirkala Dec 22 2010, 07:06 PM
Granted, however it is now yesterday and you have no knowledge of today, so everything will turn out exactly the same...

I wish I had a million dollars!!!

Posted by: maurice Dec 22 2010, 07:09 PM
QUOTE (Hirkala @ Dec 22 2010, 06:06 PM)
Granted, however it is now yesterday and you have no knowledge of today, so everything will turn out exactly the same...

I wish I had a million dollars!!!


Granted, you had a million dollars, but no longer, nor do you have anything to show for it as you lost it all in the stock market.

I wish for absolute clarity.

Posted by: Izzy Dec 22 2010, 11:11 PM
Wish granted, but you're entirely see-through in Mafia.

I wish I had a fully-functioning lightsaber that I know how to handle properly.

Posted by: EDM Dec 22 2010, 11:36 PM
Granted.....you had it until the Sith (Hirk) got it and struck you down with it....tongue.gif

I wish to be the best chef in the world....biggrin.gif

Posted by: maurice Dec 22 2010, 11:49 PM
QUOTE (EDM @ Dec 22 2010, 10:36 PM)
Granted.....you had it until the Sith (Hirk) got it and struck you down with it....tongue.gif

I wish to be the best chef in the world....biggrin.gif


Granted, but the world is Mars...no food around here

I wish for invisibility (again)

Posted by: EDM Dec 22 2010, 11:56 PM
Granted....invisibility.....only to yourself.....laugh.gif...the rest of the world will see you, though....biggrin.gif


I wish to be able to read minds when I want.....biggrin.gif

Posted by: Izzy Dec 23 2010, 12:11 AM
Granted. The thoughts of atheism, cursing, non-biblical sex, etc. everyone is having drives you insane. tongue.gif

I wish I could dine in the restauraunt at the end of the universe.

Posted by: araver Dec 23 2010, 12:38 AM
QUOTE (Izzy @ Dec 23 2010, 06:11 AM)
I wish I could dine in the restauraunt at the end of the universe.

Granted, but you would dine just before the end of time.

I wish I were yesterday, knowing what happened today and being able to manifest my free will. (I have a fixation).

Posted by: maurice Dec 23 2010, 01:27 AM
Granted, but now time moves backwards and you have lost all memory of what has already occurred, well except for today.

I wish to feed all the hungry children of the world http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/3640/post598012563952096722.gif

Posted by: araver Dec 23 2010, 02:02 AM
QUOTE (maurice @ Dec 23 2010, 07:27 AM)
I wish to feed all the hungry children of the world  http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/3640/post598012563952096722.gif


Granted, but they all grow up and you're out of a job.

I wish I could do Jedi mind tricks.

Posted by: Hirkala Dec 23 2010, 04:18 AM
Granted, but then you meet me and I say, "What? You think you some kinda Jedi? Mind tricks donna work on me!"

I wish I could punch my friend Peter in the face right now!

(@EDM: EPIC!!! LOL)

Posted by: Izzy Dec 23 2010, 10:09 AM
Granted, but he beats you up, and I steal my lightsaber back. tongue.gif

I wish I wasn't sick.

Posted by: araver Dec 23 2010, 10:48 AM
Granted, but then all the places you want to go will be quarantined b/c of other sick people.

I wish winter had less snow in it.

Posted by: Izzy Dec 23 2010, 10:50 AM
Granted. The snow is now split up over all the seasons, so you'll be getting it year round. tongue.gif

I wish I could go on a cross country road trip this year with my friends without everyone's parents flipping out.

Posted by: araver Dec 23 2010, 10:56 AM
QUOTE (Izzy @ Dec 23 2010, 04:50 PM)
Granted. The snow is now split up over all the seasons, so you'll be getting it year round. tongue.gif

I wish I could go on a cross country road trip this year with my friends without everyone's parents flipping out.


Oh, that was so ... not Jedi of you tongue.gif

Granted, but then your trip would end before it started because of unexpected snow tongue.gif

I wish I knew how to turn one of my favorite board games into a forum game.


Posted by: EDM Dec 23 2010, 03:27 PM
Granted, but you'd be forbidden to do so......tongue.gif


I wish to end the war between Jedi and Sith....smile.gif

Posted by: Izzy Dec 23 2010, 03:35 PM
Granted. The Jedi destroy the Sith, and the war is over. tongue.gif

I want it to be tomorrow. D:

Posted by: araver Dec 23 2010, 06:29 PM
Granted, but granted too late for what you had in mind tongue.gif

I wish it were easier to crack codes.

Posted by: Izzy Dec 23 2010, 06:35 PM
Too late for present unwrapping? tongue.gif

Granted, but Phaze starts writing all of the world's codes, which.. probably won't be easier.

I wish I could write songs like Pink Floyd.

Posted by: akaslickster Dec 23 2010, 08:29 PM
Granted, but the brick may fall out of "The Wall".

I wish we could have some more rain.

Posted by: Izzy Dec 23 2010, 08:51 PM
But that's a good thing! The Wall must come down!

...But it was only fantasy.
The wall was too high,
As you can see.
No matter how he tried,
He could not break free.
And the worms ate into his brain.

Hey you, out there on the road
always doing what you're told,
Can you help me?
Hey you, out there beyond the wall,
Breaking bottles in the hall,
Can you help me?
Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all
Together we stand, divided we fall.


Granted; the rain turns to floods.

I wish marijuana was legalized (bound to happen eventually, let's see the repercussions?)

Posted by: akaslickster Dec 23 2010, 09:06 PM
Granted, go to CA and get a prescription like everyone else does and pass the doobage.

I wish I could sleep all night long.

Posted by: _Fox Dec 23 2010, 09:21 PM
QUOTE (akaslickster @ Dec 23 2010, 08:06 PM)
Granted, go to CA and get a prescription like everyone else does and pass the doobage.

I wish I could sleep all night long.


Granted smile.gif You never wake up.


I wish to be Queen of the World cool.gif

Posted by: akaslickster Dec 23 2010, 10:08 PM
Granted, I pronounce you "Queen of the Baddies" for life. http://a.imageshack.us/img843/3642/giggle.gif

I wish more would play in "play along".

Posted by: Izzy Dec 23 2010, 10:17 PM
Granted. The spamming breaks the site. ohmy.gif

I wish I could marry Gregory House.

Posted by: Fox Dec 23 2010, 11:09 PM
QUOTE (Izzy @ Dec 23 2010, 09:17 PM)
Granted. The spamming breaks the site. ohmy.gif

I wish I could marry Gregory House.


Cuddy kills you in a jealous rage.

I wish my cheesecake would come out right http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/471/thumbsupv.gif

Posted by: akaslickster Dec 23 2010, 11:27 PM
Granted, it can still be used for the mouse trap.

I wish upon a star, for some sleep.

Posted by: onetruth Dec 23 2010, 11:38 PM
Granted, but you don't wake up.

I wish I could take a mini out-of-town vacation next week.

Posted by: akaslickster Dec 23 2010, 11:55 PM
Granted, if you catch the next train, meet me in St. Louie.

I wish for a hammock with real sheep jumping over me. laugh.gif

Posted by: EDM Dec 23 2010, 11:59 PM
Granted.....your most annoying neighbours and relatives come with you, along with their junk.....and you gotta pay for it...tongue.gif


I wish to have a wonderful Christmas...smile.gif

Posted by: Fox Dec 24 2010, 12:07 AM
QUOTE (EDM @ Dec 23 2010, 10:59 PM)
Granted.....your most annoying neighbours and relatives come with you, along with their junk.....and you gotta pay for it...tongue.gif


I wish to have a wonderful Christmas...smile.gif



You realize you're Jewish.


I wish I had my old fox smiley again :/

Posted by: EDM Dec 24 2010, 12:26 AM
(I'm not jewish.....laugh.gif)

Granted......you had it till the neighbouring foxes revolted against you to remove it again....tongue.gif


I wish I wasn't scared of pomegranates....

Posted by: araver Dec 24 2010, 01:21 AM
Granted, but then you'll be scared of all citrus fruits and won't get enough Vitamin C.

I wish I knew were I put my glasses.

Posted by: akaslickster Dec 24 2010, 01:55 AM
Granted, if you find them, then you can see well enough.

I wish I had a gyros sandwich right about now.

Posted by: Izzy Dec 24 2010, 09:31 AM
Granted, but it is always to your right, and you can never seem to reach it.

@Fox: Lmao about the jealous rage.

I wish I had a flying sleigh.

Posted by: Fox Dec 24 2010, 12:15 PM
QUOTE (Izzy @ Dec 24 2010, 08:31 AM)
Granted, but it is always to your right, and you can never seem to reach it.

@Fox: Lmao about the jealous rage.

I wish I had a flying sleigh.


Granted smile.gif When you sit in it, it's too heavy to fly.

I wish I didn't have to bake anymore :T

Posted by: araver Dec 24 2010, 12:34 PM
Granted, but then you would starve for sweets.

I wish Santa were real tongue.gif

Posted by: Izzy Dec 24 2010, 12:43 PM
Santa IS real; wish invalid. tongue.gif

I wish to convert the non-believers. http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/4210/post598012563908372926.gif

Posted by: GMaster479 Dec 24 2010, 12:49 PM
Granted, but now those non-believers are non-believers of something else instead

I wish I didn't have to do so many chores on Xmas Eve

Posted by: araver Dec 24 2010, 12:50 PM
Granted, but then the world would be much less fun.

I wish I could connect my tampered-with-Wolfbot to an actual irc channel.

Posted by: Izzy Dec 24 2010, 01:02 PM
@GM: Oh, that's fine. http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/4210/post598012563908372926.gif

Granted, but Izzy always wins.

I wish I didn't have so much homework to do over the "break"..

Posted by: Limey Dec 24 2010, 01:48 PM
Granted but you will have more homework not during the "break"

I wish I could.... think of a wish tongue.gif

Posted by: Fox Dec 24 2010, 02:02 PM
Granted, you wish to never have a wish again.


I wish for more wishes smile.gif

Posted by: Izzy Dec 24 2010, 02:10 PM
Granted. The genie gets bored and runs away from you. tongue.gif

I wish I had all my fingers.

Posted by: Limey Dec 24 2010, 02:48 PM
Granted. But you have don't have all your toes.

I wish for my cat to not be super fat tongue.gif

Posted by: akaslickster Dec 24 2010, 05:11 PM
Granted, if you put him on a treadmill. laugh.gif

I wish for a wife to clean this place.

Posted by: Limey Dec 24 2010, 10:47 PM
Granted. She'll never stop cleaning.

I wish for the ability to see through wrapping paper. laugh.gif

Posted by: akaslickster Dec 24 2010, 11:55 PM
Granted, tear through and check out your new ipod thingy.

I wish I was off work tomorrow.
http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/431/post59801256390675549.gif

Posted by: EDM Dec 25 2010, 02:22 AM
Granted....but you'd have to slog at home with unexpected guests.....tongue.gif

I wish to have a crystal ball which tells my future....smile.gif

Posted by: araver Dec 25 2010, 02:31 AM
Granted, but then you would find life really boring. Long live the free will tongue.gif

I wish I could live a 1000 years!

Posted by: EDM Dec 25 2010, 02:39 AM
Granted, a 1000 years.....on Pluto....tongue.gif


I wish to have my dream mobile phone...biggrin.gif

Posted by: akaslickster Dec 25 2010, 08:53 AM
Granted, and you will talk about how warm it is there.

I wish I could fly without wings.

Posted by: onetruth Dec 25 2010, 01:26 PM
Granted, but you will crash land.

I wish I could take an uninterrupted nap right now.

Posted by: araver Dec 25 2010, 01:31 PM
Granted, but you'll have nightmares about what your kids are doing and wake up more tired than you are now.

I wish I knew I played in a Mafia right about now.

Posted by: akaslickster Dec 25 2010, 01:42 PM
Granted, of course you would be killed as a baddie.

I wish I could eat all that mostaccioli I made.

Posted by: onetruth Dec 25 2010, 02:39 PM
Granted, but you will spend the evening in a food coma and wake up in the hospital.

I wish the coffee would work.

Posted by: EDM Dec 25 2010, 02:44 PM
Granted, it works.....as heater fuel...tongue.gif

I wish to make people feel very happy....biggrin.gif

Posted by: akaslickster Dec 25 2010, 02:45 PM
Granted, though you'll be shaking like a leaf and need some Jack Daniels to calm down.

I wish my connection was working at work.

Posted by: EDM Dec 25 2010, 02:54 PM
Granted, the connection works, but the boss is close by....tongue.gif

I wish to live in a castle.....for free......like a queen...biggrin.gif

Posted by: akaslickster Dec 25 2010, 04:47 PM
Granted, you still must pay taxes.

I wish for a waterbed for work.

Posted by: araver Dec 25 2010, 09:36 PM
Granted, but it would break after the first 10 minutes, just went you start slipping into a comfortable nap ... and flood the whole room.

I wish I was a little bit taller y'all.
(yeah, I know, it's cheesy and someone wrote a song about that, but http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/5651/post598012563908168249.gif someone had to say it. Eventually. So why not now?).

Posted by: Izzy Dec 25 2010, 09:39 PM
Granted, but now none of your jeans fit, and your shirts are all too short. Shopping spree! tongue.gif

..So, I was going to take a picture, and go "Woah! Limey healed me!" (because I actually have all my fingers), but.. it seems a little late for that now. tongue.gif

I wish my family would stop watching some really lame Lifetime movie so we can play Kinect again.

Alternatively, I wish my room was big enough to play Kinect comfortably.

Posted by: araver Dec 25 2010, 09:45 PM
First option gets granted, you play Kinect with your family, for about 32 seconds till the equipment fails, and the whole family returns to movies (No, not you, you stay right here tongue.gif)

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a '64 Impala


Posted by: Izzy Dec 25 2010, 10:18 PM
Granted, but you make little kids cry with your sucky magic. tongue.gif

I wish for world peace. (I dare you to corrupt it. Think of the children, and if Araver gets this, especially the ones he made cry. ph34r.gif )

Posted by: araver Dec 25 2010, 10:27 PM
Master, I'm sorry for doing this, but I have to point out the obvious as I grant this wish: it leads to a less chaotic future, which leads to more imbalance in the Force, which leads to the less and less Force, which eventually leads to no Force at all. (The children are saved, though.)

I wish I knew why I wanted to be a Padawan (as it seems I already forgot which means something is not right, wonder if it's part of the training or just old-age, leaning more to coffee and unhealthy work hours long-term effects, nvm)

Posted by: Izzy Dec 25 2010, 10:41 PM
Ah, young padawan, your understanding of The Force is poor, but your ability to think is splendid. I replied to your inquiry about your friend, with a bit on the Force that might soothe you.

Granted, because the Force is strong in you and has naturally guided you to make such a decision. However, it will lead to a great deal of personal struggle as you learn to cope with your powers and handicaps. I recommend yoga and tai chi. biggrin.gif

I wish Qui-gon was still alive..

Posted by: araver Dec 25 2010, 10:49 PM
Master, I'll take that for further reading.
... And I have to pass corrupting that for now, until I know more.

Posted by: akaslickster Dec 26 2010, 01:06 PM
Granted, but if every person never died, we'd be very overpopulated.

I wish for someone to change a couple of back car lights for me. 1 for reverse and 1 brake light.

Posted by: GMaster479 Dec 26 2010, 01:13 PM
granted. But now every time you drive in reverse, someone hits you tongue.gif

I wish that it would stop snowing so I could go get COD Black Ops

Posted by: akaslickster Dec 26 2010, 01:47 PM
Granted, only if you move to this valley.

I wish nobody could post in front of mine. So I won't need to change mine. dry.gif

Posted by: Izzy Dec 26 2010, 04:38 PM
Granted, but they post directly after you, so now their posts won't make sense.

I wish I was a writer, writer of fictions, and the heart that you call home. And that I've written pages, upon pages, trying to rid you from my bones.

Posted by: Phaze Dec 26 2010, 05:50 PM
Granted, I have named it atheism tongue.gif
I wish I could have an extended holiday rather than returning to work

Posted by: akaslickster Dec 26 2010, 05:59 PM
Granted, this will keep you out of trouble and make more money. http://www.christmasforumfare.com/smilies/smilie805.gif

I wish for a thousand dollars.

Posted by: Izzy Dec 26 2010, 06:09 PM
Lol, Phaze, I giggled.

Granted, but the government takes some (for the betterment of society!)

I wish
I dreamt I was an architect
And I built this balustrade
To keep you home, to keep you safe
From the outside world
But the angles and the corners
Even though my work is unparalleled
They never seemed to meet
This structure fell about our feet
And we were free to go

Posted by: GMaster479 Dec 26 2010, 06:12 PM
granted...but since your buildings fall down, you lose all of your money repaying the damages

I wish I could win a game of Madden

Posted by: Izzy Dec 26 2010, 06:20 PM
Granted, but it's against a really sucky team, and only by a field goal.

I wish someone told me when to run, that I didn't miss the starting gun.

Posted by: Clozo Dec 27 2010, 12:22 AM
Granted, but now you don't know when to stop running.

I wish my inflatable pool actually worked as a raft.

Posted by: Fox Dec 27 2010, 01:54 AM
Granted, but your raft won't work as a pool.

I wish my boyfriend would call me :T

Posted by: Phaze Dec 27 2010, 01:57 AM
Granted, but it will only work in the central territories (good luck finding water, you may want to wait until monsoon season)

I wish I could time travel

Edit : just 3 minutes into the past and I would have beaten Fox to the punchline.
QUOTE (Fox @ Dec 27 2010, 05:54 PM)

I wish my boyfriend would call me :T


Granted, he is now unable to pronounce 'K' or 'A' so must call you T

Now about that time machine

Posted by: akaslickster Dec 27 2010, 08:48 PM
Granted, but Dr. Who will zap you with his sonic screwdriver.

I wish I had cocktail sauce for my shrimp.


Posted by: Clozo Dec 28 2010, 04:03 AM
Granted, but the shrimp ran/swam away...

I wish Soft Drink never went flat.

Posted by: maurice Dec 28 2010, 11:52 AM
Granted but its always too carbonated and burns your throat, not to mention your nose upon burping.

I wish a was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller.

Posted by: EDM Dec 28 2010, 02:43 PM
Granted.....but the rest grow taller, too.....tongue.gif

I wish I could do really well in my exams without studying so much....dry.gif

Posted by: maurice Dec 28 2010, 03:56 PM
Granted...I hope you enjoy 1st grade...

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a six four Impala.

Posted by: Phaze Dec 28 2010, 04:07 PM
Granted, David Copperfield has made them all disappear however

I wish I knew how to get rid of sonic screwdriver burns

Posted by: EDM Dec 29 2010, 02:25 AM
Granted.....you knew.....till you hit your head and forgot again....tongue.gif



I wish to shrink maurice and then clobber him for sending me to 1st grade.....mad.gif

Posted by: maurice Dec 29 2010, 02:58 AM
Granted but he was the only one with the ability to skip you to graduation.

I wish for the grantor of my wish to have their wishiest wish granted

Posted by: EDM Dec 29 2010, 03:42 AM
Granted.....but now I can clobber you safely and do excellently in my exams.....http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/126/127assi.gif

I wish to have the most amazing car in the world....biggrin.gif

Posted by: Clozo Dec 29 2010, 05:48 AM
Granted, shame you don't know how to drive.

I wish canned laughter was never invented.

Posted by: akaslickster Dec 29 2010, 06:39 AM
Granted, instead you will have real laughter at you. http://a.imageshack.us/img413/1962/post59801256390779379.gif

I wish to get paid very soon.

Posted by: Clozo Dec 29 2010, 09:13 AM
Granted, you got paid a dollar.

(Real laughter is much better ^.^)

I wish this wish would come true.

Posted by: araver Dec 29 2010, 10:28 AM
Granted, though this corruption just corrupted it.

I wish arcadev32 games would actually work.

Posted by: Phaze Dec 29 2010, 03:07 PM
Granted, however why you would want the embedded viruses to work is beyond me

I wish I owned a small island in the tropics

Posted by: Zaphod Dec 29 2010, 03:11 PM
Granted, but you have to share it with me.

I wish I knew where my mind was. (Way out, in the water, see it swimming?)

Posted by: maurice Dec 29 2010, 03:14 PM
Granted, I found it...it's perpetually on that guide there..."How to betray the Jedi"

I wish I could finish the Yokazuna challenge...5 lbs of burger and fries in half an hour, free meal, free T-shirt, picture on the wall

Posted by: Phaze Dec 29 2010, 03:27 PM
Granted, but the T-Shirt does not fit and you need to pay double for any form of transport.

I wish I had super speed (like The Flash)

@Izzy a bit unwise volunteering to share an island with me don't you think?

Posted by: Zaphod Dec 29 2010, 03:37 PM
Granted, but you don't know how to slow down.

@Phaze: Why's that? You don't seem like much of a partier. You're probably the quiet neighborly type that gives out food platters on holidays. You're from NZ, so you either don't burn or are used to it, so you probably won't complain too much. Any overly Christian things I'm used to because of the good ol' suburban Southern life. You'll probably keep your part of the island clean.

It's me you should be worried about. tongue.gif

@Maurice: I've always wanted to do one of those Man vs. Food challenges..

I wish that the house was clean.

Posted by: Phaze Dec 29 2010, 05:02 PM
QUOTE (Zaphod @ Dec 30 2010, 07:37 AM)
Granted, but you don't know how to slow down.

@Phaze: You'll probably keep your part of the island clean.

I wish that the house was clean.



Granted, but you don't know me well do you?

I wish there was a way to survive when "Our" little atoll gets targeted after I blackmail the rest of the world by claiming I have developed nuclear weapons.

Posted by: Zaphod Dec 29 2010, 05:14 PM
Granted. I give you over to the feds, and then I get to live in paradise in peace.

I wish Phaze had kids I'd get to corrupt when he's in prison.

Posted by: maurice Dec 29 2010, 05:26 PM
Granted, by the way make sure you visit your dad, Phaze, often.

I wish to win the World Series of Poker

Posted by: Phaze Dec 29 2010, 05:54 PM
Granted, but you get mugged by a corrupted Izzy who now needs to share a jail cell with her old man

I wish for a way to permanently resolve MY legal issues

Posted by: Zaphod Dec 29 2010, 06:24 PM
Granted, but I get to break out of prison with you, and we go back to the island.

I wish the island would work this time.

Posted by: maurice Dec 29 2010, 07:45 PM
Granted, you and Phaze share an island...Alcatraz

I wish I had a brand-new car
So far, I got this hatchback
And everywhere I go, yo I gets laughed at

Posted by: Zaphod Dec 29 2010, 07:48 PM
Granted. It's on Alcatraz. Come and get it. tongue.gif

I wish what certain people and I are scheming right now.. would actually work.

Posted by: Phaze Dec 29 2010, 08:13 PM
Granted, Why one would want to scheme their own demise is quite beyond me http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/5651/post598012563908168249.gif

I wish for nothing

Posted by: araver Dec 29 2010, 08:39 PM
Granted. Wait, since you wished for nothing and your wish coming true comes as something, I think it's corrupted.

Anyway, I wish I knew more.

Posted by: Zaphod Dec 29 2010, 08:46 PM
Granted, but you also grieve more.

I wish we never outgrew the child-like phase where we wanted to know everything.

Posted by: akaslickster Dec 29 2010, 08:51 PM
Granted, Alzheimers is just decades away.

I wish the rain to stop in the next 3 hours or before I go out for some Heinekins.

Posted by: araver Dec 29 2010, 09:08 PM
Granted, but you'll only find out they're out of Heinekens.

I wish I'd undo some (undisclosed) things from my past.

Posted by: akaslickster Dec 29 2010, 09:25 PM
Granted, and you will open a can of worms trying. laugh.gif

I wish it was warmer than 48F outside. *spoiled rotten*

Posted by: EDM Dec 30 2010, 06:36 AM
Granted.....but you're out of sunscreen, and you get sun burned.....http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/126/127assi.gif

I wish to get my dream present on my birthday....in real life....biggrin.gif

Posted by: akaslickster Dec 30 2010, 09:21 AM
Granted, but Freddy Krueger will be in it. http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/4210/post598012563908372926.gif

I wish upon a star.

Posted by: maurice Dec 30 2010, 10:09 AM
Granted, you are now upon the sun.

I wish to meet http://images.dmusic.com/v7/emoticons/mr-t.gif

Posted by: _araver Dec 30 2010, 10:16 AM
Granted, but he won't like you.

I wish this Mafia would start sooner http://a.imageshack.us/img827/1482/dancel.gif (I'm getting newbie-nervous again)

Posted by: maurice Dec 30 2010, 10:43 AM
Granted but Night one lasts a month.

I wish Mr T liked me!

Posted by: Izzy Dec 30 2010, 01:59 PM
Granted, but he like-likes you. He pities the fool that doesn't leave his wife to be with him.

I wish my mom would let me have the proper college experience. That is, I move out, live like a slob for a week, realize it doesn't work, clean up, and call and apologize for my almost two decades of never helping. ...Why is she making me do this stuff now? Eugh.

Posted by: akaslickster Dec 30 2010, 01:59 PM
Granted, don't make him try to smile.

I wish that passe' was working now and in "2011". http://i119.piczo.com/view/4/5/w/d/i/z/3/a/j/b/c/9/img/t284588155_46178.gif

Posted by: EDM Jan 1 2011, 04:16 PM
Granted....It works; but not for you....tongue.gif

I wish to get time to play mafia games....smile.gif

Posted by: akaslickster Jan 1 2011, 05:49 PM
Granted, you will not make money ever again.

Posted by: akaslickster Jan 2 2011, 10:10 PM
I wish I wasn't so congested. http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/366/post598012563910879188.gif

Posted by: EDM Jan 6 2011, 05:26 AM
Granted.....your bathroom is a mess now......tongue.gif

I wish everyone has their perfect wish.....biggrin.gif

Posted by: akaslickster Jan 6 2011, 04:51 PM
Granted, and you get to clean the bathroom filth. laugh.gif JK

I wish I had the rules for the game.

Posted by: EDM Jan 7 2011, 04:55 AM
Granted, but you still lose....


I wish my grandparents were alive and well

Posted by: Phaze Jan 10 2011, 08:18 PM
Strange names for your deceased grandparents but Mr Alive and Mrs Well has officially been etched into their grave stones.

I wish for wisdom and wit

Posted by: akaslickster Jan 10 2011, 08:32 PM
Granted, but not on this planet. laugh.gif

I wish for tomorrow off and a case of beer.

Posted by: Phaze Jan 10 2011, 08:53 PM
Granted, this planet (and a crate of beer) is scheduled for demolition first thing tomorrow

I wish for a placard that reads "The End Is Nigh"

Posted by: Zaphod Jan 10 2011, 10:31 PM
Granted, but they mess up a bit, and instead it reads "Life is long, but the end is nigh", and everyone will assume it's an atheistic reference to http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/badreligion/submissioncomplete.html by Bad Religion.

I wish that we'll remember this when we are old and ancient
Though the specifics might be vague
And I'll say your camisole was a sprightly light magenta
When in fact it was a nappy bluish gray

Posted by: akaslickster Jan 10 2011, 10:44 PM
Granted, but we'll forget 10 feet under. http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/170/suicidel.gif

I wish there were no bills to pay.

Posted by: Phaze Jan 10 2011, 11:02 PM
Granted, declares Slick bankrupt

I wish I was better organised

Posted by: akaslickster Jan 10 2011, 11:32 PM
Granted, each day you will follow an itinerary and lose 100 hairs for every item undone properly. http://www.christmasforumfare.com/smilies/smilie805.gif

I wish I would stop eating so much.

Posted by: maurice Jan 10 2011, 11:50 PM
Granted, hello starvation.

I wish more people liked me sad.gif

Posted by: Phaze Jan 10 2011, 11:53 PM
Granted, I like you http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/8072/whistlingm.gif

I wish that I would stop losing hair

Posted by: maurice Jan 10 2011, 11:56 PM
Granted, you find them all in the sink

I wish someone liked Phaze and I biggrin.gif

Posted by: akaslickster Jan 10 2011, 11:58 PM
Granted, http://a.imageshack.us/img517/4929/smurfh.gif Maurice& Phaze http://a.imageshack.us/img708/387/pepeh.gif

I wish for another 1,000,000,00 more wishes. http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/126/127assi.gif

Posted by: Phaze Jan 11 2011, 12:25 AM
Granted: They are all corrupted and they have been given to Maurice

I wish super-glue worked on hair

Posted by: Zaphod Jan 11 2011, 12:27 AM
Granted, but the dried flakes are worse than dandruff.

I wish my hair would stop falling out. Granted, I have enough of it, but.. it gets everywhere. I'm like a cat shedding her winter coat. D:

Posted by: Phaze Jan 11 2011, 12:29 AM
Granted, hands Izzy a hat

I wish I had a ton of Rogain

Posted by: akaslickster Jan 11 2011, 12:36 AM
Granted, then Manfred turns it into beer for Slick. http://www.christmasforumfare.com/smilies/smilie805.gif

I wish it would rain beer. http://www.veryicon.com/icon/32/Object/Enjoyment/Wizard.png

Posted by: araver Jan 11 2011, 01:33 AM
Granted for a day. Unfortunately you have to spend it indoors at work.

I wish I could teleport at least once a day to where I want to go.

Posted by: JarZe Jan 11 2011, 10:33 AM
Granted, but you like where you are and don't wanna go anywhere else...

I wish my wish was not granted tongue.gif

Posted by: Zaphod Jan 11 2011, 04:51 PM
Corrupted by being granted. (It's like two blocks blocking each other: technically, nothing happened.)

I wish in bathrooms and barrooms,
On dumpsters and heirlooms,
We bit our tongues.
Sucked our lips into our lungs
'til we were falling.
Such was our calling.

Posted by: akaslickster Jan 11 2011, 09:29 PM
Granted but, free speech wouldn't be the same.

I wish someone would answer in 2 t's and a lie. http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/126/127assi.gif

Posted by: EDM Jan 12 2011, 11:43 AM
Granting...Question: Will 2Ts and 1L keep going like this?


I wish I was good at staying calm under pressure (for exams)...

Posted by: akaslickster Jan 12 2011, 09:39 PM
Granted, study everything 3 times over so you will have nothing to be nervous/scared about. http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/126/127assi.gif laugh.gif

I wish my friend comes in tonight to finally celebrate the belated holidays.

Posted by: NickFleming Jan 12 2011, 10:00 PM
Granted. He will come in without a job, begging you to let him stay with you. You'll let him. Then you'll never be able to sit on your own couch or watch your own tv again.

I wish for a klondike bar. You know, one that's not expired, a Krunch one, without a diseases or poisoning, in its normal shape and form. That kind.

Posted by: Zaphod Jan 12 2011, 10:09 PM
Granted. You make a mess of yourself with no methods of cleaning yourself up within a reasonable vicinity.

*sigh* I really wish I would stop relapsing and falling for the same guy. It's been almost five years now.. We've tried making our relationship work a few times, and it just doesn't. We've been getting really close again recently, and.. *sigh* I want history to stop repeating.

Posted by: akaslickster Jan 12 2011, 10:19 PM
Granted, you will now be introduced to a different guy. Meet http://www.veryicon.com/icon/32/Object/Enjoyment/Wizard.png laugh.gif

I wish I had a nickel for every post I ever made since I began on a computer.

Posted by: EDM Jan 13 2011, 06:32 AM
Granted......but Zodelle will put a spell on you, making you give it ALL to charity......isn't she nice? laugh.gif biggrin.gif

@Izzy: woah, seriously? Question; is he a Jedi person or a Sith person? If he's a Jedi type, I sincerely hope you both make it work......if he's a sith type....well.....hope you meet a jedi.....biggrin.gif


Ok.....I wish to be a psychic for a week......so i can 'see' my answers indirectly and it wouldn't be considered copying.....biggrin.gif

Posted by: NickFleming Jan 13 2011, 08:05 PM
Granted. You accidentally destroy the mind of the person that you are copying, making you feel very guilty. Also, its techically against the jedi code to go into relationships like that.

I wish I had a feather.

Posted by: akaslickster Jan 13 2011, 08:32 PM
Granted, you will grow feathers instead of hair and you won't be able to fly from obesity. http://a.imageshack.us/img413/1962/post59801256390779379.gif

I wish for the next poster to not corrupt this wish.

Posted by: Phaze Jan 14 2011, 03:15 AM
Granted (or did I?)
I wish that the last person got their wish corrupted

Posted by: akaslickster Jan 14 2011, 03:41 AM
Granted, it was a mental wish about having a nap at work.

I wish not to be disturbed while sleeping on the job.

Posted by: onetruth Jan 14 2011, 09:54 AM
Granted, but when you wake up, you'll have a post-it on your forehead that says, "You're fired!"

I wish that the woman giving up her baby through our office didn't turn out to be one of my kids' old daycare teachers.

Posted by: EDM Jan 14 2011, 02:43 PM
Granted.....The baby's giving up her instead....


@Nick: You misunderstood; I wouldn't be copying because I would use my psychic powers to see the future where the answers were given out....tongue.gif

I wish this day to be the most awesome day....for everyone!!! biggrin.gif

Posted by: NickFleming Jan 14 2011, 05:16 PM
Granted. A man named Everyone just had the best day ever.

I wish that all the viruses on the internet were gone!

Posted by: EDM Jan 15 2011, 11:48 AM
Granted......but you've now got a hacker.....tongue.gif


I wish for my 18th birthday to be the best birthday ever....biggrin.gif

Posted by: akaslickster Jan 15 2011, 12:18 PM
Granted, you will get old and gray and wrinkily and frail and...............

I wish the mods could stop the number game after 100.

Posted by: EDM Jan 15 2011, 12:26 PM
I said 18, not 80....tongue.gif

Granted, 1+0+0 = 1, so technically.......it's after one post....tongue.gif


I wish to know Izzy's real name (just curious, I guess.....http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/8568/blusha.gif)

Posted by: akaslickster Jan 15 2011, 04:14 PM
Granted, but she will never tell.

I wish to get Foodie Mafia into "games ready".

Posted by: NickFleming Jan 15 2011, 04:28 PM
Granted: I made a post in Revelation Mafia, which is in the Games ready section, with the following text:
Foodie Mafia.

I wish MMBot was back from vacation.

Posted by: akaslickster Jan 15 2011, 04:36 PM
Granted, and it will eat ur mind in ur sleep.

I wish SBM would be played instead of this bot thing.

Posted by: NickFleming Jan 16 2011, 12:04 AM
Granted. SBM will be played again at least once eventually.

I wish I didn't have feathers all over me any more. They're a pain to clean.

Posted by: EDM Jan 16 2011, 05:13 AM
Granted.....you have tentacles now....laugh.gif


I wish to choose who wins the Brandos (as long as I'm not the winner)...tongue.gif

Posted by: EDM Jan 16 2011, 06:24 AM
oops.....extra post....http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/8568/blusha.gif

Posted by: NickFleming Jan 16 2011, 10:18 AM
Granted. You may now choose any person with an overwhelming majority of votes to win their Brando.

I wish I had more tentacles. They're fun biggrin.gif

Posted by: akaslickster Jan 16 2011, 12:05 PM
Granted, but first we will snip off the old ones with scissors.

I wish Pittsburgh lots of luck for winning for me.

Posted by: EDM Jan 16 2011, 12:36 PM
Granted.....they lose the next 10 games.....tongue.gif


I wish to turn Nick into Tinkerbell (sorry Nick, it's stuck on you....I told you to listen to me!)

Posted by: akaslickster Jan 16 2011, 12:43 PM
Granted, first bring the make-up and costume and it will stick forever.

I wish my sig and avatar were not so lousy. I had more noms than votes?

Posted by: NickFleming Jan 16 2011, 01:08 PM
Granted. My opinion of them just raised a little bit.

I wish my eyebrows were purple,

EDIT: and that no one shaves them off.

Posted by: EDM Jan 16 2011, 01:25 PM
Granted....and you've got the wings to match....laugh.gif


I wish to make life better for all my friends....biggrin.gif

Posted by: akaslickster Jan 16 2011, 01:32 PM
Granted, we all win the lottery and don't share with you. laugh.gif

I wish Nick would change his avatar into:

Posted by: EDM Jan 16 2011, 03:14 PM
Granted, but then you'll have to be Tinkerbell....laugh.gif

I wish to have the power of telepathy....biggrin.gif

Posted by: akaslickster Jan 16 2011, 03:18 PM
Granted, you will move yourself onto another planet and never return.

I wish not to wish at this time. http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/126/127assi.gif

Posted by: EDM Jan 16 2011, 04:19 PM
Granted.....you wish next time...tongue.gif

I wish to be at peace with myself all the time....biggrin.gif

Posted by: akaslickster Jan 16 2011, 04:35 PM
Granted, you will be in solitary confinement and have eternal peace.

I wish for more votes for my avatar/signature. They are the best.

Posted by: NickFleming Jan 16 2011, 10:36 PM
Granted. You have more than -1 votes for them.

I wish these wings weren't so itchy.

Posted by: akaslickster Jan 16 2011, 11:07 PM
Granted, no more itching, you can't fly anymore.

I wish my throat would clear up.

Posted by: EDM Jan 16 2011, 11:15 PM
Granted....throat clears up......but nose fills up (you've got the blocked nose....tongue.gif)


I wish to change all my clothes' colour to shades of blue.....biggrin.gif

Posted by: NickFleming Jan 16 2011, 11:54 PM
All of your clothes change to the color 000 033, in the hexadecimal system, which is very very dark and looks a lot like black.

I wish my wings were back, same size and functionality, and not itchy.

Posted by: EDM Jan 17 2011, 12:07 AM
Granted.....but they're bright pink, to match your princess costume....laugh.gif


I wish to control the television in my home....biggrin.gif

Posted by: NickFleming Jan 17 2011, 11:46 AM
Granted. I present to you... a remote! Keeping it away from your family is up to you.

I wish I was no longer a princess. But I want to keep the tiara. It makes me feel special.

Posted by: Phaze Jan 17 2011, 08:34 PM
Granted, you are a tiara
I wish my next Mafia role was immortal

Posted by: akaslickster Jan 17 2011, 08:47 PM
Granted, an immortal toad that is.

I wish for a pleasant dinner.

Posted by: Phaze Jan 17 2011, 09:14 PM
Granted, eating alone again Slick?

I wish I could enact my revenge on whoever killed me in the last game



Posted by: akaslickster Jan 17 2011, 09:50 PM
Granted, it was a redirect to yourself so you can revenge on you.

I wish to reach 100 in the revolution.

Posted by: EDM Jan 18 2011, 04:30 AM
Granted, but as I said before......1+0+0=1.......you reached '1' posts....laugh.gif

@Nick: laugh.gif , cute.....biggrin.gif

I wish to take Nick's tiara, change it to turquoise and wear it whenever I want.......biggrin.gif
*I'm not stealing.....I'm borrowing....tongue.gif

Posted by: Phaze Jan 18 2011, 03:34 PM
Granted, You are aware that Nick is the tiara?
I wish I had an award


Posted by: EDM Jan 18 2011, 03:57 PM
Granted.....You are awarded the 'Biggest Manfred Toad Award' (I've always wanted that....laugh.gif)


I wish to turn Nick back into a bright pink and fuzzy fairy.....biggrin.gif

Posted by: Phaze Jan 18 2011, 04:18 PM
Granted, you are now known as the girl who wears a pick fuzzy fairy on her head
I wish EDM would not use so many smileys

Posted by: EDM Jan 18 2011, 04:33 PM
Granted.....I'll use one less than many....if you can guess what's the 'many'....laugh.gif



I wish to have my own turquoise tiara and give the Nick-fairy to Phaze to put on his head....laugh.gif

Posted by: Phaze Jan 18 2011, 05:08 PM
Granted, turn Nick back into a tiara and hands him back
I wish the next game would start now

Posted by: EDM Jan 18 2011, 05:16 PM
Granted....it also ends....now! tongue.gif


I wish to turn Phaze into a fluffy pink princess.....biggrin.gif

Posted by: Phaze Jan 18 2011, 05:23 PM
This one is easy to grant, you will need to kiss him as he is currently an immortal toad (According to Izzy he was a princess beforehand)

QUOTE (akaslickster @ Jan 18 2011, 12:47 PM)
Granted, an immortal toad that is.


I wish that I will receive a kiss

Posted by: akaslickster Jan 18 2011, 08:47 PM
Granted, you get a big kiss from Tinkerbell in disguise.

I wish for chorizo and eggs for dinner. Someone cook for me?

Posted by: Phaze Jan 18 2011, 09:13 PM
wub.gif
Granted, Hmm how am I able to get them to the US without going cold?
I wish for protection from any tranfiguration

Posted by: akaslickster Jan 18 2011, 09:56 PM
Granted, protection from cooking, I already made a lot.

I wish my sinuses to clear for all night. Working so far.

Posted by: EDM Jan 20 2011, 01:44 PM
Granted.....but now you've got a splitting headache!!! tongue.gif


I wish to throw my siblings out of MY room!!! biggrin.gif

Posted by: Molly Mae Jan 20 2011, 02:22 PM
Granted, but your window breaks when you throw them through it.

I wish this wish was wishy-washy.

Posted by: EDM Jan 20 2011, 03:17 PM
Granted....It's in the washing machine.....http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/126/127assi.gif

I wish to keep the code of silence for a day.....biggrin.gif

Posted by: akaslickster Jan 20 2011, 08:14 PM
Granted, your lips are sealed until late tonight. http://a.imageshack.us/img44/4245/zipit.gif

I wish the bosses would go away.

Posted by: EDM Jan 21 2011, 10:20 AM
Granted, you have to do extra because an assistant has been kept in charge....and he's jealous of you....tongue.gif


I wish to be able to take stuff from TV or Computer....like in Willy Wonka's factory....biggrin.gif

Posted by: akaslickster Jan 23 2011, 10:43 AM
Granted, and you get arrested for theft and spend time in prison with the freaks.

I wish I didn't have to go to work sick again.

Posted by: EDM Jan 23 2011, 01:11 PM
Granted.....you get sick 'while' you're at work.....tongue.gif


I wish to get revenge on my mean younger bro.....dry.gif

Posted by: akaslickster Jan 23 2011, 01:18 PM
Granted, he will start a big fight and give you a black eye.

I wish I had an appetite.

Posted by: EDM Jan 23 2011, 01:30 PM
Granted.....You have such a huge appetite, everyone starts hiding the food....tongue.gif


I wish to have a dreamless sleep for once....smile.gif

Posted by: akaslickster Jan 23 2011, 01:36 PM
Granted, no more dreams only nightmares.

I wish the wind would stop blowing so much.

Posted by: EDM Jan 23 2011, 01:39 PM
Granted....now it's just rain and snow and freezing cold....tongue.gif


I wish to have a nightmareless sleep.....biggrin.gif

Posted by: akaslickster Jan 23 2011, 01:45 PM
We don't get snow. It will be 70 today.

Granted, no nightmares you will stay awake all night.

I wish to win my picks today.

Posted by: EDM Jan 23 2011, 03:01 PM
Fine....win, but someone takes them away....tongue.gif


I wish to be able to swim....biggrin.gif

Posted by: akaslickster Jan 23 2011, 03:05 PM
Granted, you will swim in the Bermuda triangle and disappear.

I wish I was a millionaire.

Posted by: EDM Jan 24 2011, 02:51 AM
Granted.....But now you get paranoid because you think everyone's gonna take it....tongue.gif


I wish to get these exams over with....dry.gif

Posted by: NickFleming Jan 24 2011, 07:57 PM
Granted. As the dot dot dot represented something not completely quote from your mind, I filled it in with the proper word, 'eventually.'

I wish I had a man-eating bunny.

Posted by: Phaze Jan 24 2011, 08:05 PM
Granted http://i119.piczo.com/view/4/5/w/d/i/z/3/a/j/b/c/9/img/t284588155_46178.gif, but it is a vegan (only eats male vegetables)

I wish to remain conscious, not suffer from brain death so I don't get attacked by a bunny

Edit: add bunny

Posted by: NickFleming Jan 24 2011, 08:11 PM
Granted. I'm afraid I can't grant you any protection from hares, like the one with the foaming mouth clinging to the ceiling above you.

Posted by: Zaphod Jan 24 2011, 08:11 PM
Granted. You're eaten by a bear instead.

I wish for a plaintive melody, a truncated symphony, an ocean's garbled vomit on the shore. I wish for Los Angeles.

Posted by: Phaze Jan 24 2011, 08:17 PM
Granted, Hollywood is now a one note wonder
I wish for earplugs

Posted by: akaslickster Jan 24 2011, 08:39 PM
Granted, and when there's a fire you won't hear to escape in time. http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/4210/post598012563908372926.gif

I wish I could start a fire and bbq.

Posted by: Phaze Jan 24 2011, 08:47 PM
Granted, here are some earplugs

I wish knew what fried Slick and Phaze tasted like

Posted by: Zaphod Jan 24 2011, 08:51 PM
Granted. I eat you both, and in the process, you taste some of yourself. You die drunk, as Slick's blood intoxicates you.

I wish I was a gymnast, high above the ground.

Posted by: akaslickster Jan 24 2011, 09:58 PM
Granted, on the moon though.

I wish to get a new microwave at work asap.

Posted by: onetruth Jan 24 2011, 10:04 PM
Granted, but its wiring is defective, causing a huge fire, in which you are burnt to a crisp...and then fed to Izzy.

I wish that I could get a back massage right now.

Posted by: NickFleming Jan 24 2011, 10:17 PM
Granted. Consult your phone book and you can probably find some local massage therapists.

I wish that I knew what to wish for (besides this).

Posted by: akaslickster Jan 24 2011, 10:32 PM
Granted, you wanted a new tinkerbell costume and lipstick etc.

I wish OT's massage will never come.

Posted by: NickFleming Jan 24 2011, 10:45 PM
Granted. Their car broke down and she had to come to them. But it was free http://img821.imageshack.us/img821/5719/winkj.gif

I wish I could think of more stuff for my Venn diagram.

EDIT: My wish came true! Magic MafiaManiac smile.gif
EDIT 2: Wait, maybe not. Is stuff plural?

Posted by: Phaze Jan 24 2011, 10:53 PM
Granted, The frilly ribbon looks great http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/366/post598012563910879188.gif

I wish I hadn't looked at your diagrams

Posted by: NickFleming Jan 24 2011, 10:58 PM
Granted. You only looked at my one diagram http://img821.imageshack.us/img821/5719/winkj.gif

I wish the voice telling me to confess would shut up already.

Posted by: akaslickster Jan 24 2011, 11:42 PM
Granted, and you will always hear it in school during a test.

I wish for a difficult test for him too. laugh.gif

Posted by: EDM Jan 25 2011, 04:57 AM
Granted....but you gotta write it, too.....http://img821.imageshack.us/img821/5719/winkj.gif

I wish I wasn't always too late to play games like infiltration....sad.gif

Posted by: akaslickster Jan 25 2011, 08:43 PM
Granted, never late again just, too early and you still miss.

I wish today was tomorrow.

Posted by: Phaze Jan 25 2011, 09:58 PM
Granted, And welcome to NZ hope you enjoy your stay

I wish I could send Slick back home...

Posted by: akaslickster Jan 25 2011, 10:19 PM
Granted, but I'm there for life now OUT OF MY HOUSE!

I wish he had a bigger home.

Posted by: Phaze Jan 25 2011, 10:30 PM
Granted, but you are kicked out of it you house thieving loafer

I wish I knew how to clean up this mess Slick left behind

Posted by: akaslickster Jan 25 2011, 10:33 PM
Granted, soap and water, I'm here again now WASH MY FLOOR!!!

I wish he would use his own toothbrush.

Posted by: Phaze Jan 25 2011, 10:35 PM
Granted, I AM using my own toothbrush

I wish for a new toothbrush

Posted by: onetruth Jan 25 2011, 10:37 PM
That was mean of you to wish away my massage, slick, but nice of Nick to save the day. biggrin.gif

Meh...

Granted, but your new toothbrush is slick's old one. But new to you.

I wish I had a ticket to travel anywhere that I want to go.

Posted by: akaslickster Jan 25 2011, 10:40 PM
Granted, you fly to my place and clean my floors.

I wish she would hurry, they're disgusting.

Posted by: Phaze Jan 25 2011, 10:40 PM
Granted, NZ is getting crowded
I wish OTs and Slicks Visas would expire

Posted by: akaslickster Jan 25 2011, 10:45 PM
Granted, they expired and got replaced with resident status cards.

I wish he would do my laundry too. EASY ON THE STARCH!

Posted by: Phaze Jan 25 2011, 10:48 PM
Granted but it has all gone missing apart from your left sock?

I wish the police would get here quickly and arrest Slick for indecent exposure.

Posted by: akaslickster Jan 25 2011, 11:11 PM
Granted, and released as an executive officer to make order in his new house.

I wish he would scrub the toilet more.

Posted by: Zaphod Jan 25 2011, 11:22 PM
Granted. Your hygiene improves.

I wish I was an American citizen so I could vote for the O-god.

Posted by: Phaze Jan 25 2011, 11:30 PM
Granted, but so do Slick and OT so your vote is negated

I wish Slick had not left his sock behind (it was the only clothes he had)

Posted by: Zaphod Jan 25 2011, 11:40 PM
(If Slick and OT vote with me, isn't that a good thing?)

Granted. Slick is wearing only a sock. Thanks for destroying my eyes.

I wish Phazey wasn't a teetotaler.

Posted by: Phaze Jan 25 2011, 11:44 PM
Glanted, http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/366/post598012563910879188.gif Sorly wasth dat your new thirt?
Ow my aching head, I wish I didn't have this hangover...

Posted by: Zaphod Jan 25 2011, 11:52 PM
Granted. You learned to drink water while drinking.

I wish I wasn't making an idiot of myself on AIM. >_>

Posted by: Phaze Jan 26 2011, 12:01 AM
Granted now you make much more of an idiot of yourself everywhere else

I wish Izzy stopped helping me off the wagon

Posted by: Zaphod Jan 26 2011, 12:14 AM
Granted, you're nor permanently on the wagon. Which is a highway. Specifically AC/DC's Highway. To Hellllllll.

I wish for a drug free America. (Google the NoFX version..)

Posted by: Phaze Jan 26 2011, 12:23 AM
Granted, you are extradited to Holland
I wish to live long and prosper

Posted by: Zaphod Jan 26 2011, 12:26 AM
We watched such an awesome vid in Eng today..

Granted, but The Force is with you.

I want to live in Germany. sad.gif

Posted by: EDM Jan 26 2011, 06:04 AM
Granted, but then you are kicked out for being too American...tongue.gif

I wish to end all my problems without ruining my life or anyone's life in the process...

Posted by: Phaze Jan 26 2011, 04:50 PM
Granted, as life = problems (adapted from princess bride life = pain) you wish to end you life without ruining your problems or anyone's problems in the process...
Now how you deal with those problems (although being dead) shows character

I wish to have riches beyond comprehension



Posted by: akaslickster Jan 26 2011, 08:26 PM
Granted, they are all over and so are you mentally. http://a.imageshack.us/img42/4301/wackov.gif

I wish to have fun tonite.

Posted by: EDM Jan 27 2011, 06:28 AM
Granted, but you'll have a fun...repainting my walls turquoise....biggrin.gif


I wish to not celebrate my birthday when it comes....smile.gif

Posted by: _araver Jan 27 2011, 07:07 AM
Granted, everyone will forget about your birthday. Till the next day. When you're gonna be forced to celebrate it.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

Posted by: EDM Jan 27 2011, 07:11 AM
Granted.....you wished that everyone would do whatever I want for my birthday....tongue.gif


I wish to not corrupt the next person's wish (unless it's the above)....smile.gif

Posted by: _araver Jan 27 2011, 07:32 AM
QUOTE (EDM @ Jan 27 2011, 01:11 PM)
Granted.....you wished that everyone would do whatever I want for my birthday....tongue.gif

I wish to not corrupt the next person's wish (unless it's the above)....smile.gif


Granted, you won't corrupt it.

I wish everyone would do whatever EDM wants for her birthday tongue.gif

Posted by: EDM Jan 27 2011, 07:35 AM
Granted, araver will buy me tickets to tour the world, and pay for the hotels and food....tongue.gif

I wish for the ability to shapeshift.....biggrin.gif

Posted by: _araver Jan 27 2011, 07:46 AM
Granted, but this corrupts your previous grant for tickets and stuff tongue.gif

I wish I had a subject to write a new story.

Posted by: Panther Jan 27 2011, 12:09 PM
Granted, you now have a huge list of subjects to chose from and don't know what one to pick tongue.gif

I wish to have a lucid dream tonight smile.gif

Posted by: akaslickster Jan 27 2011, 12:30 PM
Granted, you got it and cannot stop dreaming of Mafia.


I wish to change my waist size.

Posted by: EDM Jan 27 2011, 03:07 PM
Granted.......waist size increases to your average pumpkin...http://a.imageshack.us/img46/2324/booln.gif biggrin.gif

I wish to be cheerful like before....again....biggrin.gif

Posted by: akaslickster Jan 27 2011, 05:37 PM
Granted, you are sooooooo cheerful that, they lock you up in the funny farm.

I wish people were not upset.

Posted by: Panther Jan 27 2011, 05:48 PM
Granted, now you've transferred everyone's sadness over to all the animals and they go on a crazy, kiling spree starting in America. The Brits eventually come over and try to sort it all out, slowly and uselessly, just like we are trying in Britain just now to sort the economy dry.gif. Canada and Italy finally find a way to stop the madness, however not before a few billion people are killed. How do you feel now tongue.gif

I wish I could explain things without taking so long

Posted by: GMaster479 Jan 27 2011, 06:07 PM
granted. Your rate of talking has now tripled and no one can understand what you explain tongue.gif

I wish I had a snow day tomorrow

Posted by: Phaze Jan 27 2011, 06:09 PM
Granted, you are unable to talk and must use charades to explain yourself

Edit: Granted, *hands one way ticket to Alaskia*


I wish people understood me

Posted by: akaslickster Jan 27 2011, 08:04 PM
Granted, I get it. You want to bring yourself to my laundry again.

I wish he could iron my shirts well too.

Posted by: Phaze Jan 27 2011, 08:16 PM
Granted, you define well ironed as having burn holes in them don't you?
I wish for a coffee

Posted by: akaslickster Jan 27 2011, 08:27 PM
Granted, you just were relocated to Colombia and have to pick your own beans with Juan Valdez. Watch out for the gorillas.

I wish the stupid boss would go upstairs and crash.

Posted by: Phaze Jan 27 2011, 08:56 PM
Granted, how he got both your cars up there I have no idea http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/5651/post598012563908168249.gif (maybe he is smarter than he looks)
I wish to open a gorilla proof cafe


Posted by: akaslickster Jan 27 2011, 09:01 PM
Granted, and you will never be able to enter. laugh.gif

I wish she would get off the dang phone already. It's been an hour and 25 minutes now. http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/170/suicidel.gif http://img821.imageshack.us/img821/1440/smileybangheadonwallyel.gif http://a.imageshack.us/img718/8752/stopn.gif

Posted by: Phaze Jan 27 2011, 10:41 PM
Granted, She will hand the phone to the largest loud mouth moron in your office who will tie it up indefinitely
I wish my employees would stop putting icing sugar in the coffee http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/3206/post598012563907920062.gif

Posted by: akaslickster Jan 27 2011, 10:58 PM
Granted, it was replaced with cocaine and you got hooked.

I wish coffee was never discovered. It smells like the elephant cage at the zoo. http://a.imageshack.us/img824/9181/dumbo.gif

Posted by: Phaze Jan 27 2011, 11:03 PM
Gladly granted, I don't drink coffee and those that do constantly visit the zoo
I wish Slick was not so easy to outsmart

Posted by: akaslickster Jan 27 2011, 11:19 PM
He isn't.

I wish phaze would scrub the floor again.

Posted by: EDM Jan 28 2011, 05:22 AM
Granted, but now it's too short that no one understands you....tongue.gif


I wish to have warm weather....not hot....warm....biggrin.gif

Posted by: akaslickster Jan 28 2011, 05:41 AM
Granted, you get warm flashes for a day, and then it fades away.

I wish for a nice breakfast today.

Posted by: EDM Jan 28 2011, 08:01 AM
Granted....too nice for the neighbours to 'not' take it for themselves...tongue.gif

I wish to get my dream outfit...biggrin.gif

Posted by: akaslickster Jan 28 2011, 08:07 AM
Granted, you'll look just like Elvis.

I wish I could leave now.

Posted by: EDM Jan 28 2011, 08:11 AM
Granted.....but you have to come back after.....NOW! tongue.gif


I wish to win the car which I bought the raffle ticket for....biggrin.gif

Posted by: akaslickster Jan 28 2011, 08:14 AM
Granted, it's a rusty, smashed up Ford Edsel.

I wish for the boss to stay upstairs.

Posted by: EDM Jan 28 2011, 08:17 AM
Granted....but you'll have to help him move his stuff there....tongue.gif

I wish that slick's corruption of my car wish does not come true....smile.gif

Posted by: akaslickster Jan 28 2011, 08:20 AM
Granted, it won't come true, but will run you over.

I wish for a cold beer.

Posted by: EDM Jan 28 2011, 08:37 AM
Granted....it's frozen and you can't drink it.....but you can play hockey with it...tongue.gif

I wish to be alive and own the car without the wish being corrupted...biggrin.gif

Posted by: onetruth Jan 28 2011, 09:15 AM
Granted, for a day. Then the car dies.

I wish my boss weren't such a....Hmm....Several words just came to mind that I can't say on here. But I wish he wasn't those things.

Posted by: EDM Jan 28 2011, 04:58 PM
Granted.....he becomes the opposite, but gets replaced with another person worse than him.....tongue.gif


I wish to wish for the perfect wish....biggrin.gif

Posted by: Phaze Jan 28 2011, 05:17 PM
Granted, and thank you for giving me the perfect wish
I wish Slick would realize that everything he has me do i really get him to do under hypnosis

Posted by: EDM Jan 28 2011, 05:26 PM
Granted....and He's got me to reverse it, so now you do my bidding under hypnosis....tongue.gif

I wish to make Phaze give me my favourite icecream....biggrin.gif

Posted by: Phaze Jan 28 2011, 05:36 PM
Granted, I also ate it
I wish EDM would continually hypnotize herself to hypnotize herself ad infinatim

Posted by: onetruth Jan 28 2011, 08:33 PM
Granted, but she hypnotized herself to only speak in smiley speak, so we all suffer the consequences. ;p

I wish I could spend the next month in California.

Posted by: Phaze Jan 28 2011, 09:21 PM
Granted, What did you do to end up in San Quentin?
I wish I had selective vision loss (especially where smilies were concerned)

Posted by: akaslickster Jan 29 2011, 12:48 PM
Granted, totally blind for good. Only you can see the mop, the broom and scrub brush to clean my place up nice.

I wish phaze would stop hypnotizing himself to be lazy.

Posted by: EDM Jan 29 2011, 12:51 PM
Granted, that broke his curse on me, making him hypnotize himself to clean ALL our homes....http://i79.servimg.com/u/f79/11/59/11/00/yahoo10.gif


I wish Phaze would stop the hypnosis thing altogether....biggrin.gif

Posted by: akaslickster Jan 29 2011, 01:13 PM
Granted, then he will be punished every time he tries it.

I wish I didn't have so much paperwork to do.

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