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 Why the NightKill didn't happen, A story from BrainDen
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  Posted Aug 3 2015, 01:32 AM
This is a story I wrote in a mafia in BrainDen in 2011 when the baddies didn't put in a NK due to inactivity. People refused to believe who the baddies were, even when they practically outed themselves due to frustration. IDK if I posted it then or not but I saved it in a word doc on my PC.
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WHY THE NIGHTKILL DIDN'T HAPPEN By Auramyna

Once upon a time there was Slick. He was an experienced Mafia player. So experienced in fact that he would never think to out himself and certainly not out a fellow baddie! One day, Slick found himself in a game with inactives and n00bs..... and Araver. After a few days, he calculated the maths and realised that there was no way that his team could win the game. The goodies had got too lucky. He went off and had a beer with his friend mo. As they sat chatting, mo said "Don't you have somewhere you need to be?"
"No", said Slick, "what are you on about?"
mo said "........'
Slick said "Oh! THAT! When you rephrased it I knew what you meant! http://mafiamaniac.org/smile/yes.gif Yeah, I figured out, we have no chance of winning so let's keep shooting the breeze. There's no use killing innocent n00bs. Also, Drink Driving Kills. http://mafiamaniac.org/smile/cool.gif "
So Slick forwent (past tense of forgo?) his nightkill. Unfortunately, KlueMaster either hadn't replaced EDM yet or didn't realise that he could powerplay the abilities so a kill was not scheduled.

The next day, Slick realised that the players still didn't realise who the baddies were. "??!?!?!?!?!?", he thought to himself. He sat back and watched them fight amongst themselves. But soon he started to feel sick to his stomach. "I can't watch this anymore", he thought. So he posted a vote for himself on the thread.

This was officially the most blatant hint he had left in his Mafia Career.

But alas, the goodies no comprende. Too late, Slick realised that the sick feeling was a hangover but the post editing time had expired.

Later that day, Slick set out to the funeral parlor to arrange his casket and flowers. On the way, he passed the Mafia playing Hall. He peeked in and noticed the goodies still bickering amongst themselves and straining their brains unnecessarily. "What a fortuitous event!" he pondered. "If I vote for KlueMaster, not only will I save money on my funeral and get the cardboard casket for Klue, I will also give the goodies a hint to put them and me out of our misery." This time, when posting his vote, he chose a prettier color that stood out from the rest. But it was to no avail. He couldn't take it anymore. He grabbed Klue in a hostage type position and said "Either you let us die, or I will kill us both!"
"Please!" said the players, "Let us negotiate!"
"Okay," Slick said, "what do you suggest?"
" http://mafiamaniac.org/smile/hmm.gif Well..." thought the players, "how about we merely hang you both in our town square?"
"Hmmm...." hesitated Slick, "It could work.....but......I'd be making a compromise.......oh why not....rules are meant to be broken! http://mafiamaniac.org/smile/thumbsup.gif "

And so it was. Slick and Klue were hung in the town square at midday. The players mourned the loss and moved on.

THE END!

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The next day... http://mafiamaniac.org/smile/headbang.gif some of the players said "Hey, let's go dig up the bodies. I don't believe they were the real baddies."
"But what about this signed and certified confession, framed and plated with gold?" asked the others.
"Yes, but those things can be faked," scoffed the sceptics.
"But look, I have here a photograph of them signing.......
and they're smiling.......
with thumbs up.......
and it's signed by the queen.......
and George Bush!"
" http://mafiamaniac.org/smile/ohmy.gif George Bush, you say? Well then it MUUUST be true."

Ok, NOW it is THE END.


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  Posted Aug 3 2015, 01:53 PM
Yeah, I kinda puzzled at this for about 2 sessions of 5 minutes (that's the most I can focus nowadays) then decided it must be fiction. Fantasy. Not real. Not on the wiki. Not in memory. Not on harddrive. Does not compute.

Funny though.

Fantasy.

Oh, bring me a Viking and vodka anyday.

Edit/PS: The story might be inspired from HP II, but the details don't match. Dumbledore.


... A red bird of my desire came and sat upon my shoulder, and I wrote a note and tied it to its leg and sent it off into the west. It said, "I'll be back," and it was signed by me.
... I saw my earlier selves as different people, acquaintances I had outgrown. I wondered how I could ever have been some of them.
... *shrug* Good-bye and hello, as always.

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  Posted Aug 3 2015, 03:26 PM
QUOTE (araver @ Aug 4 2015, 03:23 AM)
Yeah, I kinda puzzled at this for about 2 sessions of 5 minutes (that's the most I can focus nowadays) then decided it must be fiction. Fantasy. Not real. Not on the wiki. Not in memory. Not on harddrive. Does not compute.

Funny though.

Fantasy.

Oh, bring me a Viking and vodka anyday.

Edit/PS: The story might be inspired from HP II, but the details don't match. Dumbledore.

Nope. This was a real game. I wrote it at the time it happened. Ah yes, it was definitely HPII because
a) Slick was bad
b) Klue replaced EDM and
c) It was in the right time frame. The things I said about Slick prove I was new. The things I said about Klue proves he was new for me to think he wouldn't powerplay (tho he would and he wasn't bad anyway). The way I spoke about mo indicates to me it was before we became a thing, so that alone narrows it to between May-June.

What it would have been was I wrote this while in the game, so I was suspecting the lack of NK to be due to EDM being replaced. So if we were to look at the game, Slick probably voted himself and then voted Klue. I probably suspected Klue and ranted about goodies being dumb because it is obvious who is bad, and maybe posted my story as a possible explanation of what caused no NK.

That was my modus operandi back then; within the first month (or weeks) of my mafia career. I wish I had that confidence now. http://mafiamaniac.org/smile/lol.gif

I really need to finish my job application but I also want to see if 2011 Aura was as rude and aggressive as I remember her. http://mafiamaniac.org/smile/lol.gif

Edit: however, even in my naivety I knew Araver was a separate class from the noobs and inactives. http://mafiamaniac.org/smile/XD.gif


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  Posted Aug 3 2015, 04:04 PM
True EDM/Klue was not actually a baddie. Now the story makes sense. I had it better as fantasy though.

Ha, I need to re-read that game. And yes, you were aggressive (in case you posted this for a quick no ... that's not going to happen http://mafiamaniac.org/smile/tongue.gif). Not rude though.

All I remember distinctly is I kinda meta-cheated because all Stones had a different type of PM (with a number in it) which was largely unknown to the rest of the roles, which became obvious when I heard another Stone claiming a number. Basically, a baddie could not claim one of the Stones without also knowing about numbers.
Then again, the lack of NKs was the end of that game.

The times.


... A red bird of my desire came and sat upon my shoulder, and I wrote a note and tied it to its leg and sent it off into the west. It said, "I'll be back," and it was signed by me.
... I saw my earlier selves as different people, acquaintances I had outgrown. I wondered how I could ever have been some of them.
... *shrug* Good-bye and hello, as always.

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  Posted Aug 3 2015, 06:41 PM
Re-read that game. Oh, how naive we were.

You actually did post this story in a spoiler. And I said it was brilliant. Forgot about it 4 years later. Shame on me.

Thanks for the trip down the memory lane. I can add more quotes to the sig to remember those times.



... A red bird of my desire came and sat upon my shoulder, and I wrote a note and tied it to its leg and sent it off into the west. It said, "I'll be back," and it was signed by me.
... I saw my earlier selves as different people, acquaintances I had outgrown. I wondered how I could ever have been some of them.
... *shrug* Good-bye and hello, as always.

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  Posted Aug 13 2015, 02:51 AM
Yeah, I quickly constructed a key phrase "You're either bad or a really scummy goodie. For your sake I hope you're bad."

I kinda never dropped that... http://mafiamaniac.org/smile/ashamed.gif but these days when I say it, I'm actually completely serious. (Let's face it. Everyone and his brother is Maximillian Scummfried these days.) It used to be pure intimidation, though.


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  Posted Aug 13 2015, 03:17 AM
I am a really scummy goodie.


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  Posted Aug 13 2015, 04:40 AM
QUOTE (_Nana7 @ Aug 13 2015, 04:47 PM)
I am a really scummy goodie.

That statement just makes me think you're a baddie. NVM, I will monitor your posts and decide accordingly.

http://mafiamaniac.org/smile/secret.gif I only used to tell you how scummy you "always" were as a means of brainwashing. CIA trained tbh. http://mafiamaniac.org/smile/shhh.gif


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Hail Hydra,am I right?


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THIS IS HALLOWEEN

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  Posted May 29 2016, 08:58 PM
QUOTE (Darth Nox @ May 30 2016, 11:46 AM)
Hail Hydra,am I right?

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  Posted May 29 2016, 10:12 PM
No one has provided a true answer to this question yet....


The true answer is....

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