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 How funny out of 10 is this?
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  Posted Feb 12 2017, 07:59 AM
Let's say you had a dog named Bazil.

Let's say you had this dog for 8 or so years.

And yet you only just realised that his name could be Bazillion (the number) and Bazil for short.

Let's say you had 2 "beers"

How funny would this be out of 10, iyo?


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  Posted Feb 12 2017, 11:17 AM
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7.8


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  Posted Feb 12 2017, 11:18 AM
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8 or so?

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... *shrug* Good-bye and hello, as always.

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  Posted Feb 12 2017, 01:10 PM
Sorry, the mathematician in me is still hung up on the fact bazillion is not a number.



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  Posted Feb 12 2017, 04:14 PM
Idk, dude. But the fact that you posted this is about a 8-9/10 if I were to be honest.


QUOTE (araver @ Oct 1 2015, 08:41 AM)
I cannot believe ... ok.
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  Posted Feb 12 2017, 04:17 PM
It was quite funny last night, tbvfh. Wasn't meant to be a maths problem, tho. I just needed some perspective cos I suspected I probably shouldn't be laughing as hard as I was.


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  Posted Feb 12 2017, 04:18 PM
QUOTE (mo_d @ Feb 13 2017, 03:40 AM)
Sorry, the mathematician in me is still hung up on the fact bazillion is not a number.

That makes it funnier! http://mafiamaniac.org/smile/lol.gif


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  Posted Feb 13 2017, 02:38 AM
I also have a dog called million or Milo for short.

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  Posted Feb 13 2017, 03:05 AM
Out of ten? A bazillion, of course.


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  Posted Feb 14 2017, 05:11 AM
QUOTE (Nana7 @ Feb 13 2017, 05:35 PM)
Out of ten? A bazillion, of course.

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QUOTE (araver @ Oct 1 2015, 08:41 AM)
I cannot believe ... ok.
Head hurt yet?
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  Posted Feb 14 2017, 04:58 PM
0, being a teetotaller for most of my life,by the time I've drunk the 2 beers you'll find me under the table. Maybe a 2 if I haven't drunk the beers and it has dawned that I'm the only person in the room that is capable of driving anybody home if they find this funny.


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  Posted Dec 8 2017, 09:55 AM
In order to properly judge this, I'd need at least 6 "beers." I can wait.
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  Posted Dec 9 2017, 10:46 PM
QUOTE (CarterSol @ Dec 8 2017, 02:55 PM)
In order to properly judge this, I'd need at least 6 "beers." I can wait.

Strong first post. Please do more.


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I have always felt that violence was the last refuge of the incompetent, and empty threats the last sanctuary of the terminally inept. - Monsieur le Marquis
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  Posted Dec 11 2017, 01:08 PM
QUOTE (Boquise @ Dec 9 2017, 08:46 PM)
QUOTE (CarterSol @ Dec 8 2017, 02:55 PM)
In order to properly judge this, I'd need at least 6 "beers." I can wait.

Strong first post. Please do more.


Maybe a postillion more...

It's a word. Go figure



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